EAR WAVE EVENT wants your music!

None of the music on this website exists. But don't you wish it did? The reviews that make up this preview of EAR WAVE EVENT were created by a neural network fed and trained on contemporary music press. Inverting the normal flow of music criticism, we invite artists to use these reviews prescriptively - to create realizations of musics 'imagined' by a prosthetic mind.

Please send submissions by January 22nd, 2020.

After February 3rd, 2020, EAR WAVE EVENT Issue 5, a complete 'music magazine,' will be released with YOUR audio.

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BJ The Gambler & Dreamville Boyz
Quality Control Boom

The masked thugs are back in action, as BJ The Gambler and Dreamville Boyz bring their foulest guns down in a furious boardroom brawl. The Gambler unleashes a veritable storm of obscenities, while Dreamville Boyz prepare for a murder charge. The drama is set up by a nervous BJ informing Dreamville Boyz that he’s been kidnapped and abducted by a bunch of aliens who want his money. The gang break out of their hideout and storm into the DJ’s office, only to be confronted by a swarm of armed cops. The gang abandon the DJ and start attacking their captors, but the DJ manages to shoot himself in the head with a gun, saving the day. The gang chase after the cash, but are quickly caught up in a conspiracy involving the Russians, the Moonies, and the Illuminati.

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