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The Apostate Heathen Gunners
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The Apostate Heathen Gunners is a Danish band who’ve been releasing Ivesian metal for a while now. They have a solid sound and a strong sense of melody, and at times it’s hard to pick up where they leave off – but they’re a solid, well-thought and well-executed group. I remember them as a bunch of dickheads who were too good for their own good, and who were more likely to put up with the shit-talking antics of someone who was actually trying to survive than anyone else. It’s worth noting that their first album, 2011’s 'Dead', was also the last time I heard them, so it’s possible that the way I’d hear their music is different.

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