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Queen Lala’s Virtual Boy
Spillage

For his latest release, New York City rapper Queen Lala wraps her filthy imagination around a simple question – if you’re a boy, where do you get your balls kicked? “There’s a lot of different ways to find your balls,” she explains on the A side, “I’m a bad boy”. “I’m a bad boy” can be found in some of the most popular boy names, she adds, “so why do you keep trying to be me?”.

“Spillage”, the album title is a reference to the Sex Shop Girls, a notorious NYC lesbian bar that operated from the 1950s to the early 80s. “I had to hide my body”, she reveals on “Mean Girls!”, “I had to hide my pussy for years.” As a result, she found her true self, a more self-consciously feminine and less aggressive performer. “Who do you have to be to be naughty”, she asks on the title track, “man up and take a stand”.

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