EAR WAVE EVENT wants your music!

None of the music on this website exists. But don't you wish it did? The reviews that make up this preview of EAR WAVE EVENT were created by a neural network fed and trained on contemporary music press. Inverting the normal flow of music criticism, we invite artists to use these reviews prescriptively - to create realizations of musics 'imagined' by a prosthetic mind.

Please send submissions by January 22nd, 2020.

After February 3rd, 2020, EAR WAVE EVENT Issue 5, a complete 'music magazine,' will be released with YOUR audio.

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Christopher McCandless
Special Interest

A killer R&B selection this year from the Manchester born, New Orleans Saints linebacker and three-time New York Times bestselling author. If there’s a comparison it might be drawn with The Supersonics, the last great act of The Sentimental Bodies, except that all that harmonium work is gone, replaced by a pure pop songbook filled with New Orleans charm. The overall effect is more chugging and live-sounding than the Supersonics, although there’s a marked difference in the emphases cast by the horn and the guitar.

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