EAR WAVE EVENT wants your music!

None of the music on this website exists. But don't you wish it did? The reviews that make up this preview of EAR WAVE EVENT were created by a neural network fed and trained on contemporary music press. Inverting the normal flow of music criticism, we invite artists to use these reviews prescriptively - to create realizations of musics 'imagined' by a prosthetic mind.

Please send submissions by January 22nd, 2020.

After February 3rd, 2020, EAR WAVE EVENT Issue 5, a complete 'music magazine,' will be released with YOUR audio.

Simply hit the submit button on any given review to add your music.

Cookie Crunch
Cookie Crunch Cakes

Cookie Crunch is an Atlanta, Georgia based performance and workshop collective whose mission is to "use the power of songwriting and performance to help all people, everywhere sing!". In practice that means churning out hundreds of handmade mixtapes and spin-offs a month. Their latest recording is full of church organ and string quintets, but it doesn’t quite qualify as pop. That might explain why Cookie Crunch’s output tends towards the touchingly banal. Lead single “Sweet N’ Sour” is a lovely groove with a sweet, smoky underbelly, and a female guest vocals beam that sits next to the normally mono-headed Mariah’s loveliest single, “You’re Buzzing My Friend”.

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